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Silly joke

Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that once mad-cow disease threatened us, the U.S. government could track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in their country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.

My solution is to give every foreign national a cow as soon as they enter the country.

I can't find an attribution; it may be one of those jokes that just sprang from the forehead of Zeus.


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Aug. 11th, 2004 01:43 pm (UTC)
LOL ;)
Aug. 11th, 2004 02:29 pm (UTC)
*snorts liquids*
Aug. 11th, 2004 02:36 pm (UTC)
I LIKE it!
Aug. 11th, 2004 05:35 pm (UTC)
::snorts:: gald I wasn't drinking anything
Aug. 11th, 2004 06:43 pm (UTC)
I still say
They should give the USDA the mission of finding Osama bin Laden.
Aug. 11th, 2004 11:37 pm (UTC)
Cows wander loose and free around here sometimes. I haven't seen any terrorists following them yet though.

But I'll keep the USDA posted.

"he-he, he-he. cows are cool!"
--- Beevis
Aug. 12th, 2004 12:53 pm (UTC)
It's really only 'cause the cows are "mad."

They're not angry, and (uh...),
they're COWS, so they've never
been laden
with much of anything.

Stop beating me with that cheese stick!
Aug. 12th, 2004 12:59 pm (UTC)
Do Note...
It has been said by "usually reliable sources" that:
"It takes a great deal of work and effort to not be able to find bin Laden as he needs regular, expensive, medical care ... the kind that usually requires a clean, 'hospital-like', environment"

I have not been able to verify the accuracy of the above statement (as to "needing") but, in any event, it DOES take a great deal of work to NOT find someone of his stature, origin, speech patterning, etc.

Sigh... Where's a cow-herd when you NEED one?
Aug. 12th, 2004 07:51 pm (UTC)
Now I no why I love cows LOTFL

I needed that today.
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