Teal (teal_cuttlefish) wrote,
Teal
teal_cuttlefish

A satire that I had to share

"You're So Vain
(You Probably Think This Post is About You)"
Satirized by grynz

You read in my Live Journal
Something you didn't want to see
Assuming I was writing about you
When I was writing for me
Your temper started rising
And its target couldn't flee
When at the first chance you gave quite a lecture
Gave quite a lecture, and

You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

My writings in my Journal are
Without direction
Yet you're "calender counting" just
To see how the numbers run
Cuz' god forbid the posted count
Don't match the number shown
I have to say that it doesn't seem healthy
Doesn't seem healthy, and

You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?

I have to say that it doesn't seem healthy
Doesn't seem healthy, and

You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

Well I have to say it's hard to feel
Safe posting what's on my mind
And it always seems to upset you
To hear about my time
And lord forbid my Gratitudes or
Posts don't mention you
Then yet again I am put on the defensive
Put on the defensive, and

You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain (so vain)
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?

You're so vain...
(You probably think this post is about you)

You're so vain...
(You probably think this post is about you)

You're so vain...


Original Artist: Carly Simon
Original Song: You're So Vain
(c) Copyright 1972 by Quackenbush Music, Ltd.
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