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You know you're perimenopausal when...

You have a fan on your desk.
The same temperature in a room is too hot one minute and too cold the next.
You're relieved when that crawling sensation on your skin is an actual bug.
You haven't a clue when your next period will be, and you've been tracking it for five years.
You can go from laughing to pure rage in 0.6 seconds for no apparent reason.

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lilithschild
Jun. 24th, 2004 06:49 am (UTC)
From the chest down you are freezing and from the neck up you are on fire:)
iamcompubear
Jun. 24th, 2004 08:49 am (UTC)
When for no reason at all you sudenly want to sick your head in the frezer.
fionnulaharp
Jun. 25th, 2004 06:35 pm (UTC)
You know you're perimenopausal when...
Hmm, and I thought that it was Paxil withdrawal. Try all of the above, during the week when you have PMS. Wheeeeee!
iamcompufrog
Jun. 25th, 2004 10:53 pm (UTC)
OK...
But that doesn't explain those same problems with ME (wan smile).

iamcompubear usually just chalks it up to me being an 18-wheel semi-colon...
Or it being my "time of life..."

Worst thing?
She maybe right on both of them...

Well... except for the periods... Mine are all in this message...

sigh...
fionnulaharp
Jun. 26th, 2004 10:34 am (UTC)
Re: OK...
Male menopause? Do you find yourself tempted to buy a red Miata?
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